Evelyn tries to instill her son Tom with spirituality while on vacation in Thailand. Little does she know, he's about to get real spiritual through a path she could never predict: The mountainous path of her body.

You're a refugee with your mother, now living in Paris with your strange uncle. Your mom's exotic ass is about to be put to the test.

Amy tries to deal with her newfound infamy. At the same time, Liam is hanging out with his mother Autumn in hollywood.

You're a ghostwriter for a black rapper. Your mom is curious about your lyrics. Little does she know they'll soon bring trouble her way.

The continued story of Gianna Pizzolato from the America Series

A bully shows up to your house, eager to get the money you "owe" him. Instead he only finds your mom there, alone.

A German man with a horrible past hiding in Argentina takes a liking to your Jewish-Argentinian mom. He happens to be your dad's employee.

Gianna’s body moved, nearly trapped within the cage of her outfit (which wasn’t much of a cage in terms of restriction).

Triumph, Eternity, America Part VII: Purity

Drum Solo & America Part V: Autumn

"Man, you saw that hot blonde piece of ass out there?" To your recollection. The only "Hot Blonde Piece Of Ass", out there was your mom.

Your mom is feeling unbearably nervous before her big speech. Her secret admirer/hater interprets it as arrogance. He takes his revenge.

A homeless black man spies on the white girls in the gym showers. He tries for a glimpse of your mom. Soon he'll get more than glimpse.

Sleeping Dogs, America Part IV: Sofia

Taking Your Lumps, Siren's Call (Escaping the Cyclops), Freedom, America Part II: Evelyn (formerly known as Crouching Tiger Mom)

Your passed out mom ends up all over the city during one wild night. Her ass is a hot commodity and the whole world's looking for warmth.

Your brother dies trying to save your mom from a home invader. The man in question is on trial, but soon your mom will be the real defendant

Your mom is purse-jacked in Pakistan. She goes to the police station for justice. Justice will be served, just not the kind she thinks.

Your boss loves your photography, but you'll never be his favorite until you give him what he really wants. Your mom's big french ass.