"Maybe we're too hard on you white folks. If the roles were reversed, and we owned you, I would have did what Thomas Jefferson done."

It's time. Let's make it happen. This is our only chance. Let's not let it pass us by. Get the hashtag trending. We only have one shot.

Your mom was always a bland dresser, which was ironic, because your mom, body and soul, was anything but bland.

And just how did she get so tipsy, on this the night of your prom? She was one of the volunteer parent supervisors.

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You liked sleeping in bed with your mom. She smelt like perfume and skin and felt nice like flowers. Dad wouldn’t let you.

You were the son of one of those beautiful bodies. And though you loved your mom, your loved her body more.

Selfish? Perhaps. Romantic? Most definitely. He had loved your mom since he had tender testicles to love with.

You swung on the fan in circle to gain super-speed, then let go and slingshot and hit her ass. Big target and all, hard to miss.

She’d finally be able to walk from point A to point B through the office without every twitch and jiggle of her butt cheeks being watched.

The pornstar is valuable to us, not because of how well she does something, but because she's willing to do the thing to begin with.

We’re calling her cumback pull it out her rear beat up by my peers, puttin’ me into fear Makin’ my tears rain down for my mom’s poon

It's pretty clear. The world is changing and young people are angry. Housing is too expensive, jobs too scarce, our degrees worthless,...

You loved your mom's ass the way it was.Your brother only wished he could pull it off her or flatten it with a dough roller.

Bullies up, moms down. Hey guys. So I'm starting fresh with a new format. This one entirely my own. I'll likely still be posting on...