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Let your voices be heard. What were my best stories of last year?

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Your mom wants you to finally get a job. You relent. Little does she know that your disposable income would mean her doom.

Your mom's ass was one of a kind. You took great pride in it. Almost outweighing everyone else's pride in her career.

You're a professional creep eager to outdo the competition. When you're finally bested, you look to your mom's sweet ass for a hail mary.

Or has he....? A one in a million coincidence may have evened his odds again.

Your mom started out ugly and bloomed into a beautiful rose in adulthood. Her lifelong bully is mortified to see he's blown his chance.

Let's explore the various parts that make up a mom and how it is that they mold the story that they're a part of.

Your passed out mom ends up all over the city during one wild night. Her ass is a hot commodity and the whole world's looking for warmth.

Your brother dies trying to save your mom from a home invader. The man in question is on trial, but soon your mom will be the real defendant

Your dad keeps insisting your mom lock the door when she's home alone. She doesn't take his demand seriously. He's about to be proven right.

Thanks for voting guys and enjoy.

Your mom is purse-jacked in Pakistan. She goes to the police station for justice. Justice will be served, just not the kind she thinks.

12 moms got what was coming to them this year in 12 stories. Vote for your 3 favorites.

An out-of-touch genius and a meathead idiot walk into a library. The punchline? Your mom's sweet ass.

Your mom's night terrors bring you to discover a horrible secret. Not only is your mom's sleep and sanity on the line. Her ass is too.